Life Of The Twisted

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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semicrazyafrocentricfem: So I was reading an article from last year about Quevanzhané Wallis and apparently people were mad because they'd been mispronouncing her name. This pasty ass bitch had the nerve to say, " well if you're going to give your child such a weird and uncommon name, you shouldn't expect people to say it right" " what's wrong with names like Claire or Sally". White people are just....
kushitekalkulus: curvellas and theuppitynegras really give fat dark skinned women a bad name. I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with being ultra weight or dark skinned. But it really doesn't help when almost every fat dark skinned female on tumblr is a detestable cunt.

thatssoproblematic:

theuppitynegras:

kushitekalkulus:

solarselection:

ULTRA WEIGHT

LMAOOOO

BRUH

It is a shame that all of the crusty cunt black females on this site have turned their bitter bitch brigade into some type of menstrual megazord……. On some vaginal voltron shit….

This shit is truly said.

*blows kisses to the haters*

it’s kinda hard to be like “they don’t support black men” and then be like “every dark skinned female on tumblr is a c*nt.”

  • bank robber: haha no it doesn't kill you unless i fire it. it's a metaphor
  • dinofarts:

    TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

    supernaturalclara:

    So I was reading the driver’s manual and image

    the Winchesters are screwed I mean how did they even pass the test

    (Source: ughbuckybarnes)

    decibelsandpaperbacks:

    This week on Tumblr:

    It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

    (Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

    tsurndere: hello! im asian and i have a white stepdad that i usually argue with. today we were watching the news and we got into a debate about the wage gap and it led to racism and he keeps saying "everyone has faced racism" and really racist things about black people? like "black people and your other special minority groups complain about everything..." and "black people are the most racist. they whine the most and yell racism!" and whenever i shut him down he replies with "well i have more life exp

    (part 2) experience than you!” and its really annoying. i cant get him to change his mind and hes very racist but says hes not. i got in trouble for saying racism towards white people doesnt exist and i said that caucasian isnt a word for white people and he got even more mad at me and he never ever listens to me and i really cant deal with him and i have no idea how to stop him im not really sure what to do. he says he knows what racism is like because he got discriminated against once from POC

    neildegrassetyson:

    neildegrassetyson:

    So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

    • It’s a mug
    • When you put hot liquid in it
    • It changes from solid black
    • To
    • Pictures
    • Of
    • My
    • Face

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    omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april you know what that means

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    #ITS GONNA BE MAY