how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Television shows should never go on long enough to allow fans of that show to become writers of it.
this is more true for South Park than for The Simpsons
Most true for Law an Order SVU and Doctor Who.
If anyone who wrote for Doctor Who actually liked Doctor Who the entire Matt Smith run wouldn’t have happened
And he’s not one of the nice aliens that shares knowledge and technology, but one of the asshole aliens who do the fucked up experiments on people.
men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs